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0-9 They ask me about things I just don't know. It was 2000 brain cells ago .. every night when we go drink, I don't care what people think And the answers always waiting at the liquor store, 40 oz. to Freedom, so I'll take that walk. A And just cause he's had a couple of cans He thinks it's alright to act like a dickhead.. We're drinking till none of our livers are left... one summer evening drunk to hell I sat there nearly lifeless... We've lost our good old mama And must have whiskey, oh, you know why... Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself... you had some of the best times you'll never remember with me... No doubt about it, i can't live without it alcohol... "demon alcohol, sad memories I can recall..." We are drinking beer at noon on Tuesday... We cooked a pig in the ground, we got some beer on ice, And all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight. Goin down to Mexico and drinkin 'em dry... I just started drinking to forget but I don't think the worst has happened yet In the port of Amsterdam there's a sailor who drinks And he drinks and he drinks and he drinks once again... Alkohol ist ein Fallschirm und ein Rettungsboot... Here I sit at the fire. Liquor's bitter flames warm my languid soul Here I drink alone and remember. A graven life, the stain of her memory In this cup, love's poison For love is the poison of life Tip the cup, feed the fire, And forget about useless hope. . . In this cup, spiritus frumenti For this is the nectar of the spirit Quench the thirst, drown the sorrow And forget about cold yesterdays. . . Curse abstinence and temperance, come celebrate insouciance and join us in another drinking song. Moonshine, firewater, Captain Morgan, Johnnie Walker Southern Comfort, mother's ruin, happy hours of homeless brewing Galloways sore throat expectorant After-shave and disinfectant Parazone and Fairy Liquid If it's in a glass you'll drink it Anytime, anyplace, anywhere There's a wonderful world you can share B He's drinking, carousing and living a life of sin... I don't have a drinking problem except when I can't find a drink... Tom Greene's whiskey put a good shine on the moon / They kept some underneath the counter in all the reputable saloons A broken nose and a broken heart, an empty bottle of gin He's a big strong man with a child's mind, don't you take his booze away... If I get to where I'm passed out on the floor now baby, you won't bother me no more But if you're drinkin' then you know that you're my friend and I say, I think I'll have myself a beer. I can kiss and hug it, but I'd rather chug it... ...And the sign said beer, bait and amo you ask me they got it all I ain't ate a bite since the night That you said we're through Just bring me beer and kisses / We'll get high on love and foam With my can of dinner Going 90 mile an hour toward that county line Quick sack, 12 pack, back again It's a B-double E-double are you in? Yeah life's too short, let's get to livin' it I would give you one of my beers... but I've only got 6! Life looks good, good, good... I am on a binge / Wish that things would change / Wish they'd rearrange / I'm on a binge. First I drank the whiskey Then I drank the gin I tried to make the toilet And I broke my fuckin shin Booze me up and get me high Why don't you give it a try? Let the bottle do the work To ease the mind and soothe the hurt Young man sitting in the old man's bar waiting for his turn to die..." C I've a head like a concertina. I've a tongue like a button-stick. I've a mouth like an old potato, and I'm more than a little sick... And your beer bottle pocket Sad is the man who drinks with himself to forget the day that precedes Sad turns to happy, from happy to bitter, that bitter old man is me... I like mine wth lettuce and tomato, Heinz 57 and french fried potato. Big Kosher pickle and a cold draft beer, Well good god almighty which way do I steer? Make you want to holler hi-de-ho Burns your tummy, don'tcha know I was lookin' for some action, but all I found was cigarettes and alcohol... They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane One last call for alcohol, so finish your whiskey or beer . . . My head may go reeling I'm sorry I'm late, I was out spoiling my liver. My daddy he made whiskey... D The alcohol the demerol these things never could replace What a minute with you could do to put a smile on my face/ Phenobarbitol and alcohol these two surely will do To knock me out keep me down at least a day or two My cat died and I quickly poured myself some gin I didn't always hit the gin, There were times when I fit in Just stay out there on the town and see what you can find The drink you drown your troubles in is the trouble you're now in Ain't it funny, ain't it strange, The way a man's opinion changes When he starts to face that lonely night. You're a lush, that's what you are! Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand... Let's drink, drink this town is so great Drink, drink cuz it's never too late To drink, drink to no big surprise But what words rhyme with buried alive What words rhyme with buried alive I want to Drink more beer Until I Puuuuke it's only when them start drunk them have a next side come like when you watch man Jekyll and Hyde... Drink till i'm dreamin' a thousand miles out of my mind... The drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone The party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long I'm just sittin here thinkin', sittin' here drinkin' bout you... It loosens your tongue but it never tells the truth... Sittin' on a bar stool actin' like a darn fool That's what I'm a doin' today... To keep from thinkin things... Pass that bottle to me! The bricklayer got plastered, the mechanic got tanked... Would you chose, water over wine? I kissed a drunk girl I kissed a drunk girl yes i did kissed a drunk girl on the lips... Some threw roses at your feet And watch you pass out on the street... I'm a drunken hearted man, my life seem so misery... E This song features two different references to drinking:
F Why Do You Drink? Why Do You Roll Smoke? Why Must You Live Out All Them Songs You Wrote? Pour me something tall and strong make it a hurricaine before I go insaine, its only half past twelve but I don't care... Where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away... G Cover of the Snoop classic "Cover of the Snoop classic bluegrass style" Stay away from me cause I'm in my gin... You can't help but laugh as he gags and falls down... Like I explained to y'all before, I ain't no drinkin' man, But temptation got the best of me and I took a slash. A is for Absolut, Beer comes from brewers, C is for Cognac and D stands for Dewars "Good Ale" by Peter Warlock I want to thank you Lord For givin' me all of them To get me by Excuse me please, one more drink..'Cause I don't need to think H I swear I'll never drink again - again... Give me a half pint of whiskey and a long tall glass of wine.. When you wake up in the morning of the night before.... Forget about the pretty girl, a Saranac will do just fine... You mix up a good concoction, the coca-cola's just for color, buddy you're not fooling anyone... How does it feel to have your own bottle of booze behind the bar... Him in his sombrero, her in her purty pink jammies... I am just a boy who can't say no Things are so much clearer in a haze Even if you're in the arms of someone's baby now I'll take a great big whiskey to you anyway Draw one, two, three more glasses of beer... Singin', drinkin' and rememberin' the times Hoist the Grog! and I'll tell you some lies Hoist the Grog! Drop your anchor, and stay for a while Hoist the Grog! To me, mates in the crew I'll spin a yarn for ye of the treacherous sea And I swears not a word of it's true I've been drunk for a (week/month), I've been drunk since I left. ... I'm so sick from the drink, I need home for a rest. ... Kept a shine on the bar with the sleeves of our coats. ... The spirits we drank have left ghosts in the room. ... She teases and flirts as the pubs all close down, then walks us on home and denies us a round. My mouth is filled with cotton and my brain is sore. I left last night's dinner on this morning's floor. Have to drench myself in brandy In sleep I'll hide But however much I booze There ain't no way out... It is just wishful thinking that all this hard drinking might lure you back I I ain't drunk, I'm just drinkin'... Just me and good buddy Wiser, that's all I ever need... I get no kick from champagne Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all... But there's more old drunks than there are old doctors So I guess we'd better have another round... It's my kind of place. Just walkin' through the front door puts a big smile on my face... You ask me why I'm drunk all the time, it levels my head and eases my mind... Ain't no woman gonna change the way I think... Call all the rich and the poor, the peace keepers and the warlords We'll cut some deals over nothing more than a shot of 90 proof I came crawling home last night, like many nights before... In heaven there is no beer, That's why we drink it here... Drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight!!! Pour me something tall and strong Make it a Hurricane before I go insane It's only half past 12, but I don't care It's 5 o'clock, somewhere... The drink I had three hours ago has been joined by 14 others in a steady flow... I'll drink from dusk till dawn I'll drink a toast to day's end. Yes, I'll drink from dusk till dawn And I'll drink to the health of me friends." J Ten thousand old bottles I killed in my time... Drinking, stinking, falling down Acting like a fucking clown A drunk who got what he deserved At least his corpse is well-preserved I fell to the floor and I couldn't get up after drinkin' a quart of that Johnny Jump-Up. and the beer and whisky flew, and we all felt gay. Johnny Walker, jetzt bist du wieder da. His father was a drinker... Did I kiss all the cowboys? Did I shoot out the lights? Did I dance on the bar? Did I start any fights? Waking up at twelve, in my clothes again Feel my head explode, from a night of gin Do you fancy a drink Just the one To clear your head We won't be long It's a beautiful day To waste away There's plenty of time For another one K When I get lost in the liquor You're the only one I find L I take pride in my work, I'm the last of the big time drinkers... Let's drink a beer, let's drink it here, it's the one thing that is clear Hey, Baby, let's get fucked up ... They're singing "whisky, whisky" so good they named it twice Lie still, little bottle And shake my shaky hand Black coffee's not enough for me I need a better friend And with every third drink it'll make you think That your youth will always last I drink much more than I want to drink... Little Hula girls on the shot glass. All we need's a little salt and lime. let go of my hand... A couple of dancing ladies and a ticket out of here it makes your words more flowery... M I remember shots without a chaser Left you in a bar to try to stay face One shot...Hey! Mas Tequila- Two shots...Hey! Hey! que veneno- Three shots...Hey! Arriba! Hey! Hey! Hey! Mas Tequila! But there's booze in the blender And soon it will render That frozen concoction that helps me hang on I'm drunk now, baby, but I've got to be... Found a case of Lowey (Lowenbrau). Gee what a score. Drank 'em all in seconds. Ya got any more? Just how wasted can I get today? Oh tequila, I turn to you like a long lost friend... And I take my shots strait out of the jug and I like to get pure drunk in that Mississippi mud...' And if whiskey don't kill me, then I don't know what will... gonna kill a case or maybe two all i want is more beer It's my bottle, my whiskey, if I want I'll drink it all N We got it all in here... Lately I've been drinking at the New House of the Pope. The 9:30 pint for whomever wanders in / It's not for me to wonder or ask where they might've been I'm on the nightrain Bottoms up I'm on the nightrain Fill my cup I'm on the nightrain Ready to crash and burn I never learn Take one down, pass it around, ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall Every demon, every ghost from your past And every memory you've held back follows you home... O Whoever you are, you pushed me too far, now I'm gonna smash your face... Forty or Twenty-two, I'm with you ... Red from the night before the night before Hey mister bartender come here I want another drink and I want it now... and one more for the road... I'm feeling sober, even though I'm drinking P Tonight I'm lookin for a party crowd Slammin' 'em back and laughing out loud Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Making love to his tonic and gin Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness, But it's better than drinking alone. chase senoritas drink ourselves silly Twenty years of rot-gut whiskey done killed this poor man dead. Cause a row of fools on a row of stools Pour me, pour me another shot of whiskey Bartender hit me one more time..." Pour me another/cause I can still see the floor. Take me out to paradise if only for tonight I can leave it all behind... Q It's funny how nothing seems much fun Anymore to me now that I quit the drink... | ||||||||
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